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Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML


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On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

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Go buy a vibrator... It'll probably be more satisfying anyways.

#3 - On 01/05/2012 at 2:39am by PeteyPablo12308

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at least he isnt only in the relationship FOR the sex. in a way, be grateful

#8 - On 01/05/2012 at 2:42am by 3mi1y_

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