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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47381) - you deserved it (7526)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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You're a monster. A beautiful monster.

Probably why she insisted that she continues.

#11 - On 01/02/2012 at 6:28pm by naddification

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Did she use her tears as lube?

#16 - On 01/02/2012 at 6:30pm by JohnnyPhoenix31

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