I see you fapping to cartoon porn in the future!
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You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired whore who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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