Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML

by sugarbeet / 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

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  • Just go with it, poor man has no legs and he's drinking his sorrows away :/

    #3 - On 12/04/2011 at 3:17am by MsSoulReaper

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  • Hey it's the fisherman dude from family guy!

    #5 - On 12/04/2011 at 3:18am by sskarma23

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