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Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (3489)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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I'd say that he's a Soon to be rapist.

#2 - On 12/01/2011 at 2:37am by fmlpro0987

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He's gonna do something with that sperm…

#1 - On 12/01/2011 at 2:37am by Ayojedi

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