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Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by vistingherfamily (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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I always come prepared with the condom already on. They never think to check there.

#5 - On 11/25/2011 at 2:59am by stormer461

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She will be amazed when she learn what "pull out" technique is.

#1 - On 11/25/2011 at 2:56am by Fahrenheit63

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