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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38487) - you deserved it (3724)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

#9 - On 10/26/2011 at 10:29am by Savra

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Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

#3 - On 10/26/2011 at 10:27am by GETxAxLIFE

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