Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy

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  • I always do it in the model kitchens.

    #1 - On 10/14/2011 at 3:27pm by ILoveEggnog

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  • They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs.
    Happy Fingers!!!

    #2 - On 10/14/2011 at 3:27pm by techweed

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