Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

by CC / 10/11/2011 at 10:51am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy

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  • Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.

    #3 - On 10/11/2011 at 12:57pm by Joey44

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  • In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory

    #5 - On 10/11/2011 at 12:57pm by windfuelsfire

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