Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

by Jeremy / 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

    #2 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:07am by A_Guy

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  • That's kind of saw someone then bolted to your room?

    and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

    #4 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:10am by mehungie2

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