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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (4605)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Atleast Rufus isn't exactly small haha

#2 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:52am by SoCalKay

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Your life sucks.. Mainly because your penis looks like a naked mole rat. Hahaha

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:50am by 4evaYong21

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