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Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33471) - you deserved it (4555)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

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Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you.

Sigh... I tried.

#2 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:37am by iheartbewbies

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Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

#6 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:41am by perdix

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