Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

by therevsev / 10/02/2011 at 2:05am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you.

    Sigh... I tried.

    #2 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:37am by iheartbewbies

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  • Jealous of dead meat.. That's a new low point, buddy.

    #5 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:39am by Doortje

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