Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy

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  • Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody.

    Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

    #1 - On 09/26/2011 at 1:10pm by CryMoreFMLs

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  • It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

    #5 - On 09/26/2011 at 1:10pm by every1luvsboners

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