Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
by Prinpette / 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm / France / Intimacy
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Well nobody likes to lick carpet.
#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 11:39pm by 2ndSucks
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no one wants carpet burn on their tongue. be kind and shave your muff.
#6 - On 09/20/2011 at 11:40pm by awesomesaucem
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