Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
by notsexy / 05/09/2009 at 11:51am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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Ha, you swallowed the wrong thing.
#7 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:14pm by jimmyweee
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Should've practiced on a banana first.
#6 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:13pm by BlackWolfVII
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