Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

by omfgnooo / 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • clearly we know deep throat isn't a talent of yours.

    #3 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:25am by turtleomnom

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  • And here i thought that WALKING and chewing gum was tough :P

    #2 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:23am by Nuahavizu

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