Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy

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  • why the hell would you let anyone near your penis with a sharpie??

    #2 - On 08/31/2011 at 12:46pm by aruam365

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  • A face is never complete without a moustache!

    #4 - On 08/31/2011 at 12:47pm by Nikkitaria

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