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Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39631) - you deserved it (5323)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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You shoul probably get that checked out...

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 9:56am by AsainChick

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That's when you know your pleaser is giving 120%.

#5 - On 08/30/2011 at 9:58am by saIty

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