Use the force

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 05:53 - Mexico

Spicy
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 128
You deserved it 56 878

Same thing different taste

Top comments

IndiRae 9

You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

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blitz426 0
juicedboi 7

hmmm great pleasure I sense in you I do

xDefendPopPunkx 14

Did you fantasize it was a tusken raider or an ewok? Personally, I prefer the gungans :)

I can only imagine her thought process when she first picked up the toy, "I have you now"

kevsnev 7

That's a line in the movie 17 Again.

Pixxio_O 11

Aren't those huge? Well that must've hurt...

I really wonder if she cut herself because she thought it was just a toy. HAIL LIGHTSABERS.

burninnapalm 5

74, have you seen Most ******? I mean a toy lightsaber is actually a little smaller...

RedPillSucks 31

literally, since that's what she's using it for.

MerrikBarbarian 9

where the **** are you getting your ******? o-o a lightsaber is sword sized. I'm too lazy to grab one of mine right now but I'd estimate they are 2-3 feet long. even the huge ****** are rarely bigger then 1 foot long.

I don't think they were talking about length, but most ****** are thicker than a lightsabe

Erm, I'm aware there is such a thing as online shopping.

enonymous 8

Well men have fleshlights only right for women to have lightsabers... But really...Anyone else hoping it makes the humming noise and the other noises...

MerrikBarbarian 9

depends on which lightsaber. the tip of a kids collapsable one is about the same diameter or maybe a bit thinner then the average ***** at the tip. the collectable ones are probably a bit thicker then a *****.... and I'm now pondering how much of a nerd I am to know this :p

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!" is what op was saying

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Soo was it the blue or red lightsaber ? ;) hahaha

juan01 0
PopRocks14 0

Sorry, but wouldnt that hurt..?

not as much as giving birth to a baby , which is way bigger than a lightsaber

bugmenotmofo 34
crazyluvbug 8

I love it 236! I think you are hilarious and a big nerd! [8^B

Haha imagine a motor boat from Boss Nass

JokersHQ 21

#1) it's a light saber #2) order it online. It's not that big of a deal anyway and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

well a woman has to make do with the tools at hand

59- I don't know, maybe because of the symbol in the corner, or maybe because men don't usually stick things in their vaginas.

67- What are you talking about, guys put stuff in their vaginas all the time

I'm a guy, and something is in my ****** right now. It's my ****.

hellbilly205 17
awsm44 0

My question is who's lightsaber is it? And does she plan on giving it back to them??

I used a crest spin brush with the head off for years. a-MAZING!

holygodthatshars 0

you mean buy stuff online not offline....

Umm men stick things up their bums don't they..? Why do u assume it went into a vag..

bugmenotmofo 34
JustDannyG 0
whippymcdumb4zs 0

Then your little brother walks in, "There's my light saber! ....whys it so wet?"

YDI for calling it a toy sword. It's a lightsaber!!

That's what the person above you just said. Read before commenting.

MizzErikaHart 8

Yea but like 1 minute apart...

proper grammar wolflegion hero of everything

waschaffer 5

you deserve to have the ******* toy sword shoved up ur ass

5 - ur a dumbass u seem like one of them nerdy freaks that love starwars so much they have never seen the real world

birdmanjr 1

227- u seem like a bitch who thinks anyone who isn't "perfect like you" should be hated.

vampirekisses91 0

227 If you make fun of people solely based on them liking a movie series, you need to grow the hell up.

shepaintsmusic 6

LIES! There is no such thing as a star war sword. This FML is so totally made up.

did OP make it light up and have it make deporting sounds with every thrust?

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Well she's obviously an adult because you're not allowed to make a purchase at a "toy store" unless you're 18. (in person and online)

if you're ashamed of being seen buying it just buy one online

xk75 4

I thought this too but if the op is a teen she may not have a credit card or checking account/debit card.....

And even if she is a teen with a credit card like I am, I'm sure her parents would wonder what she was ordering from ******.com.

kportal69 5

If she was a teen meaning under 18 then she wouldn't be able to go into a store. She's talking about being ashamed sooooo I would say she's old enough just embarrassed.

Chibipanda 1

I think it's hot. But thats my opinion... The opinion of an insane man.