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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML


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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

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I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

#3 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:58am by AgentSmith79

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To make him happy just say "Damn!"

#6 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:59am by FMLandurstoo

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