By Username - 05/08/2011 14:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 233
You deserved it 69 667

Same thing different taste

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Epsilonyx 15

...well done, my friend. Well done.

Weetart 8

ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

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chewbeccaz 0
Weetart 8

ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

Muahaha. Should've screamed "dance puppets dance!" on your way out.

SirObvious 1

Who fights over *********** ?

kiran_fml 5

This reminds me of Mean Girls when Regina is watching everyone fight around her

woody768 0

How is this an FML you got away with hardly a scratch didn't you?

Isn't this like, the opposite of F your Life? Like "HoorayMyLife" I escaped a barfight, yaaaaaay!

Epsilonyx 15

...well done, my friend. Well done.

yourlifesfucked 0

So HOW is this an FML? OP quit your bitching and learn to not be a dumbass. You're lucky you didn't get someone killed.

This sounds more like bragging than a FML.

gilstrap23 3

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