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Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28376) - you deserved it (2510)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

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You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

#2 - On 07/30/2011 at 7:08pm by Thabb

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did you see his 16 year old wife?

#11 - On 07/30/2011 at 7:27pm by Salvikidd

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