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Today, it startad pouringhila I was in tha middla of a pizza dalivary. I had to stand out in tha rain 4 tan minutashila an old radnack duda waaring nothing but camo boxars fumblad around 4 tha axact changa to pay tha bill. I think saaing his junk was supposad to count as mah tip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31959) - you deserved it (2813)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

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You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

#2 - On 07/30/2011 at 7:08pm by Thabb

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did you see his 16 year old wife?

#11 - On 07/30/2011 at 7:27pm by Salvikidd

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