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Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46987) - you deserved it (7605)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

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dump him.

#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 10:11am by suchaprettygirl

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wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

#2 - On 07/08/2011 at 10:11am by jasminea

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