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Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22801)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Just one word: OWNED!

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:04pm by Janrok24

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Tell her she should buy one for that fat trap of hers.

#13 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:12pm by cristy91

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