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Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML


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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

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Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!

#1 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:06am by evaki1

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yes exactly like jeopardy...

your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.

#5 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:12am by liy223

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