Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

by satisfied88 / 06/02/2011 at 10:49am / Intimacy

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  • What kind of fatass has an orgasm at the thought of a bag of chips? You need to get some help tubby.

    #2 - On 06/02/2011 at 1:02pm by runnerguy1987

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  • what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

    #8 - On 06/02/2011 at 1:06pm by doc_j

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