Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 7:21am / Intimacy
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Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now.
Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?
#1 - On 05/31/2011 at 9:48am by Tadeusz
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Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem
#2 - On 05/31/2011 at 9:49am by DalPozzo13
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