Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.

    #3 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:08am by YOUNGSMUTTY

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  • That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.

    #4 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:09am by shortandloud

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