Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
by ADT / 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.
#12 - On 02/14/2009 at 3:16pm by unlovable
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Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!
#21 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:52pm by pariah411
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