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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

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holy crap CLOSE THE DOOR.

#3 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:02pm by instrumentals

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YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.

#10 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:04pm by dantheman931

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