Get on with it, dude

By alpine75 - 03/05/2009 16:47 - United States

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Today, I went to have a sperm analysis done at the fertility clinic. I spent an hour trying to masturbate into a cup but I was too anxious and couldn't finish. There was a knock on the door. A clinician and a lab assistant both were there, wondering if I was OK. I have to go back next week. FML
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Same thing different taste

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onelove7563 0

you know, you can always have the nurse come in and 'assist' you... haven't you ever seen road trip?

codesniper1313 0

It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!

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codesniper1313 0

It's just a dry spell. Drink plenty of water and you'll be spraying that jungle juice again in no time!

slutsstud 0

hahaha.. try not to ********** this whole week n then i bet, u'll have lots of that milky stuff coming out when you go back next week.. hopefully from the right parts.. haha ;)

onelove7563 0

you know, you can always have the nurse come in and 'assist' you... haven't you ever seen road trip?

I'm sure they're used to it. Not everyone can ejaculate on command.

Paula844 7

Next time try it with the door open like that other dude did.

Haha, that sucks. You should have asked your nurse to give you a hand....