lock the bathroom doors when you go in there

omg for a moment I read the FML wrong and I thought it said your dad got in the shower with you :O but yeah so what if she did? you were naked inside of her for 9 months...

must have been so awkward!

yea defiantly the worst way to start your morning

17 - maybe op's bathroom door is like mine. the lock is broken so u cant lock the door.

Shoulda had sex with her..

32-Definitely*

Your mom KNEW it was you and NOT your dad!! :p

haha. would've been funnier if it was ur dad in place of ur mom.! but yea incest is NOT cool

i think the problem here is... that SHE wasnt.

19, so your saying it's alright for a naked mom to join their teenager's shower?

64 - no but his life isn't ****** :/ well unless she's really old and wrinkly :O

nasty

*cue jingle* the best part of waking up.... is seeing your mom in the buck...... NOT!!!!

69, So you're saying that if his mom was hot that it would be better?

Replace "mom" and "dad" with "grandma" and "grandpa." The confusion becomes slightly more explainable, while the scenario itself becomes... -shudders- FYL, but see, it could've been worse.....

#32 what i it wasnt in the morn i take showers at night :)

wincest

Lol indeed. Pics or it didn't happen.

Pics or it didn't happen. And also rule 34

wow, are you sure she wasnt just testin the waters? maybe she meant to get in the shower with you. but when you freaked she played it off like " oops"

lol @ 19

how did 35's comment get so many negative votes? hilarious.

I ******* hate people like 19 that always compare the story with something nothing like it. Yes as a fetus he was in his mom. As a ******* teenager I might think its uh maybe just a little weird? For that matter,#19, why don't you take showers with your mom?

wtf...

Whoa there buddy. Take a deep breath and remember it was a joke, one that was in no way directed at you (unless your his mom, I doubt it). So why get offended?

op is just lucky his mom didn't come in and continue doing it. "Honey you have gotten shorter (I'm talking about height not something else)" "Mom?!?" "Oh honey it's you! Well I already got in"

@33: then you should fix it... i don't understand why you wouldn't, even if i was broke that'd be the first thing i'd spend on after food and OP... that really sucks and that's disgusting...... FYL

that's ******* gross. you realize you sweat while sleeping and your hair becomes greasy. people shower in the morning and brush your teeth after you eat Breakfast. I don't enjoy your deathly smelling breath, nor your BO of your bed.

DAMNIT 116! i was gonna say that =[

thats soooooooo wrong :(

disgusting

pun intended???? *mother *******

Nice catch, #59!

did you get laid?

I see what you did thar!

lmao! Good one, 59!

59- WIN :)

59 - LOSE!

u lose

haha get it? mother ******!!!! wooooo I'm hella cool.

59 you look like nick swardson with a wig.

ew pce

sicko

*vomit*

how often do you get outside? jw.......

*begins repeatedly throwing up*

*gets hard*

*pukes again*

Eww #3 would you have kept it going? :x

awww yeah;) I'd embrace it... with lube

uuumm...okay then... ew? -_-

you're nasty. you need help.

"Wincest"

no winsest that'd be just plain nasty insest

dammit. that was a funny comment. you need to learn to get a frikin seems of humor dammit

hahahaha I love how you make one joke and then suddenly everyone hates you. XD But ew.. that's a creepy thought...... Happy Easter!.,.

soo much thumbs down lololol

i don't know what a seems of humor is... I know what a SENSE of humor is.. but... either way... you need help :)

*incest

Buried the **** outta yew

really???

eww wtf u ******* incest freak get the **** out of here!!!

Wow thats like the most thumbs down ive seen!O_o

Dude thats ****** up and disgusting

Ok a) he was probably joking and b) over react much, 340?

You do realize that's incest, right? Which, in most cases, is illegal. Depending on where you live, it can be punishable by life in prison.

inappropriate.

I find it appropriate.

Very inappropriate.

found it kinda funny

hilarious!!

there over reacting it's appropriate lol

why would he be hung?

85 ur just a kid

Marinus! welcome back from MIA status (: I also find it appropriate btw:P

85 it's an expression

get over it

I mean the ppl that find it in appropriate, then don't read the comments!

4's picture just makes what he said a thousand times funnier

holy ****** creeper status

indeed

really awkward

I wonder if it's gonna be in one of the dinner conversations tonight.....

Great eyes

it's even awkward sharing a bathroom wth your parent cuz you know they do THT sorta stuff… DX

you too

He left a letter out. I'm pretty sure you were able to figure it out.

hey is there a way we can contact other uses on FML ?

Yes. Go to messages.

Bom chicka wow wow.

totally

good is a bit of an understatement

your right. an amazing porno. the possibilities would be endless.

your dad is going to kick your ass for moving in on his woman.