Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You know why we broke up don't you?" I replied, "Yeah, you were fighting a lot, right?" Wrong. I then had to explain to him that his erectile dysfunction wasn't something to be embarrassed about. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 10:55pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Intimacy

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  • Sounds hard. did he need a stiff drink to calm his nerves? I hope you told him he was a stand up guy and didn't deserve for her
    to bring him down.

    #15 - On 04/22/2011 at 2:29am by enonymous

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  • Meow!

    #1 - On 04/22/2011 at 2:18am by YankeesUniverse

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