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Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

#1 - On 04/21/2011 at 12:44pm by Nurisaintlucy

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Um, what are you complaining about again? He just told you that he likes you for more than your physical side.

#7 - On 04/21/2011 at 12:49pm by lalalady42

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