Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

by f__k_it / 01/18/2009 at 11:30am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

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  • hahahahahaha
    take it easy on the guy. he fails's technically not his fault
    how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol

    #6 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:35pm by Rainbowsareshiny

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  • you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail

    #3 - On 02/06/2009 at 7:44pm by feelslikeanoose

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