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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

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take it easy on the guy. he fails's technically not his fault
how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol

#6 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:35pm by Rainbowsareshiny

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you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 7:44pm by feelslikeanoose

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