Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

by dgordo3 / 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • keep your hand in your pocket. If you get a boner, you can hold it down discretely. Works every time *thumbs up*

    #16 - On 02/10/2009 at 8:48pm by yaboy

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  • What's that old saying? Oh, if you got it... flaunt it!

    If I was her, I'd take that as a huge compliment and be absolutely flattered.
    Now if you started a shadow puppet show.... LOL teasing.

    #3 - On 02/08/2009 at 10:04pm by TC

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