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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML


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On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)

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well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary

#5 - On 04/11/2011 at 5:59am by mmedeiros14

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It was a monumental moment for him!

#2 - On 04/11/2011 at 5:57am by MyNameIsInsomnia

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