Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • You need to give your bf a medal!

    #1 - On 04/08/2011 at 10:59pm by kingtz

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  • CTFD!

    Making some noise can be genuine, but when you get to that decibel level, it just sounds fake. The neighbors called the cops to stop a defrauding in progress.

    #12 - On 04/08/2011 at 11:12pm by perdix

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