Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
by guest / 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!
#13 - On 04/01/2011 at 7:25pm by Happygofucky
See in context
wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.
#25 - On 04/01/2011 at 7:39pm by Woodsy007
7595972 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA