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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML


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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

#3 - On 03/10/2011 at 12:16pm by Zodaicz

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It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

#9 - On 03/10/2011 at 12:24pm by ulicksam

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