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Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States

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haha wow that sucks.
maybe she took it as a complement?

#2 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:49pm by dd3

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THat's hilarious, FYL indeed. Especially because regular doctors probably get that all the time and understand by now, but an intern might be creeped out.

Ask her out later. You know she was impressed!

#9 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:54pm by Howdyplz

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