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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39182) - you deserved it (10594)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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The situation........
*puts on cool glasses"
......at hand.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

#2 - On 03/06/2011 at 5:31pm by guy_whos_sad

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Awkwarddd!!

#1 - On 03/06/2011 at 5:27pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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