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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15222) - you deserved it (44035)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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nice. way to fail!

#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 1:01pm by Mjfalcon

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wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.

#4 - On 03/01/2011 at 1:08pm by SCOTTY_DAY

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