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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML


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On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

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It would seem your "wonderful man" also happens to be an arsehole.

#9 - On 02/27/2011 at 6:47am by Showmehowtolive

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OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons.

It's going to be a long fifty years.

#18 - On 02/27/2011 at 7:20am by Zebidee

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