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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML


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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

#5 - On 02/23/2011 at 2:23am by Phustercluck

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you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

#1 - On 02/23/2011 at 2:19am by shakey23

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