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Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

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Hey, I would just have gone with it. Agree with #2.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:20pm by Amydoll

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That's kind of offensive, you calling the guy a freak.
I dunno, maybe he thought you'd be into it and wanted to surprise you- some people like that, after all, so he was KIND of taking a chance with you.
You could've just told him you're not into that kind of thing.

#8 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:39pm by runmymouth

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