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Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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you went to the doc about you penis with your mom?

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 10:02am by PugnaciousSaint

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get a second opinion. most docs are truly ignorant about foreskin issues and claim circumcision is the best/only option when its most definitely not. most medical text books don't even show an intact penis let alone proper.care of one or common issues and how to fix them without resorting to circ.

#23 - On 02/16/2011 at 10:46am by ecoria1978

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