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Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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On 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by bitchasaurusrex (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Is there some sort of connection between the two? Does she want you to serenade your partner with sweet polka jams while you two go at it?

#1 - On 02/16/2011 at 3:05am by allmidnighteyes

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to be honest though... we do need a few more according players... so. I mean, think about it at least

#6 - On 02/16/2011 at 3:23am by woosah

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