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Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37215) - you deserved it (3200)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)

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People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

#1 - On 02/12/2011 at 4:24pm by Bobby64

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just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

#5 - On 02/12/2011 at 4:32pm by iburppeopleup

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