Intimacy: Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom...

By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:31

what a poor floorplan

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:35

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:31

what a poor floorplan

TaylorRenee444 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:44

Dude, you think about the floor plan when you read this???? Umm okay...

MoosesMeeses 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:37

Ur a bitch

audreyy062 2

Friday 30 September 2011 12:41

I think his comment his funny...

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 8 July 2016 6:41

@121 if you want the answer read #2's username. Also if you think about it it is a poorly made floorplan. Having a bathroom all the way across the house from the non-master bedrooms seems like a bad idea in general

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:35

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

brodizzle 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:48

Why did you run into your parents' room to go to the bathroom? Fail house design.

Doberman101 29

Friday 13 June 2014 18:18

He obviously said it's the cloest bathroom to him.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Friday 15 July 2016 8:10

My question is why he ran to their bed to throw up...

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 27 February 2009 9:52

hey #5 he or she did that because that was the closest bathroom.

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 27 February 2009 10:05

i found this to be very amusing

Kat_MS 0

Friday 27 February 2009 10:08

#4 Yeah but that knowledge doesn't help the shock when you see it in action :P, and I assume it just triggered the throw-up that was going to happen anyway. When I feel sick usually I have an old bowl or bucket next to me in bed because I know I'll probably not reach the toilet in time, lol. If you have to run through your parents room to get to the bathroom maybe its a good idea to start doing something like that?

idontwantausern 1

Friday 27 February 2009 10:35

this is possibly the most hilarious thing to ever happen to a human being

berii 0

Friday 27 February 2009 11:03

Grody... They couldn't wait until you weren't sick anymore and at school or out shopping or something to freaking have sex?!?!? they deserved to have you throw up on their bed...

genius_man16 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:09

yes, because having sex when your daughter is sleeping is really gross and they deserve that. Not only that, but of course the parents don't have lives where they can just have sex when she is at school, cuz they don't have jobs or anything.